TP...

If anyone needs any place or thing TP'd, my daughter has become quite proficient at this activity. I am willing to lend her out to anyone else needing her services. She is very willing to hand you toilet paper while you are on the potty, and quite capable at covering an entire house in toilet paper in a very brief period of time. It seems to make her quite happy, but I will have to go to Costco for more toilet paper if this new hobby persists...