"Mommy, how do you spell B!#$%??

Conversation with Colin Bear earlier...

Colin "Hey Mommy...How do you spell B!@#$?"
Me  "I'm sorry...what did you say Bear??"
Colin  "How do you spell B!@#$??"
Me  "That is not a very nice word Colin Bear?? Where did you hear that word??"
(Sadly, knowing full well that I am sure I have said it at some point in front of him)
Colin  "You know, B!@#$.  Like the thing you sit on outside..."
Me  "Ohhhh, you mean bench.  Like a park bench.  Got it.  That is spelled B-E-N-C-H."
Colin  "OK Mommy..."
Me  "You have to be careful bud.  There is another word that sounds a lot like bench, but it isn't very nice.  Mommy thought you were saying that one."
Colin  "Nope, just bench..."

(audible sigh of relief...)