Night time bathroom surprise...

   Picture it, 2:30 am, and I need to pee.  I don't want to get out of bed, but it appears my bladder has won the battle.  I stumble out of bed, sit in the dark, as one will do in the middle of the night, and begin to urinate. Before I even finish peeing, my husband has flung the door to the bathroom open, and turned on all of the lights.  Our conversation went some thing like this...

Me "What the Hell??"
Mike "Dear God, what are you doing in here?"
Me "What do you think I am doing?"
Mike "You must have really needed to pee..."
Me "Ummm, yeah.  Hence me sitting in here at 2:30 am.  Why?  What are you doing in here if you don't mind my asking?"
Mike "I thought we had a leak, and that the water from the storm was coming inside."
Me "Nope, just peeing.  Can you shut the door please?" Shaking my head

  Sadly, I couldn't get back to sleep before 4 am.  For future reference people, if you hear water rushing in your bathroom, it is probably just your spouse peeing.  Do Not scare the crap out of them by running into the bathroom to save the day.