The Bryan Kids 2014

The Bryan Kids 2014

Friday, September 21, 2012

Car pool conversation...

   It all started with an audible toot in the back seat.  Normally, I wouldn't even call attention to it, except to point out that the culprit should say excuse me, but this morning, it sparked a little concern.  Molly had refused to go to the bathroom before we left the house, and I was more than a little afraid of accidents on the way.  Our conversation went something like this...

Me  "Molly, did you toot?"
Molly  " mommy" (with a completely offended tone that is impossible to convey in writing)
Me  "Colin, did you toot?"
Colin  "No mommy...I think you tooted."
Me  "You can't blame it on me guys, I know I didn't toot."
Colin  "Yeah you did, you tooted." (giggles the entire time)
Me  "Are you guys sure you didn't toot.  Do you need to go to the bathroom?"
Colin  "OK, I didn't toot...It was just my butt doing a trick."
Me (Completely uncontrolled laughter)
Colin  "What's wrong mommy, why are you laughing?"
Me  "Because that was hilarious little dude." (Continued laughter)
Colin  "Well, I guess I tooted, but it is not nice to laugh Mommy"
Me  "I suppose you are correct Colin, but I think I liked your first explanation better."

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