Things to remember when dying your hair in front of your children...
1) They want to help with everything, including icky, messy chemicals
2) They know how to open the trash can you just threw the remaining chemicals into
3) They will try to dye their beautiful blond hair reddish brown while you are not looking with those icky chemicals
4) They will point out you are naked from the waist up, and ask why
5) They may even grab a stray nipple just to be funny and because they are there
6) It is challenging to get two toddlers ready for bed while waiting for the dye to set
7) Finally, remember you are Facebook friends with your stylist Helene Lambert Oppriecht, and why you pay her to do this for you. I will be calling you in a couple of weeks, but my roots were shameful :) See you soon, Helene...
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